"See? You see? Elaine can’t say anything without it sounding like screams! You’ve gotta help us Kramer. This.. this witch! She’s kidnapped Jerry and she’s cursing him too, just like she did with all of us!" - Seinfeld S26E08 The Witch
Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts
'Ah, hello Mr Bond. I have been waiting for you to try and stop me for quite some time.'
before i kill you, tell me… why you shot drake in degrassi
I went here and it was really strict. It always rained and every lunchtime they made us do laps of the muddy grounds in just our basketball jerseys. Also if you ever said ‘class’ you got detention, which was complex.
the best travel companion a girl can ask for (aka he lets me squeeze his hand when it gets bumpy)
Fuck what Arizona said
This is pic number 666 (good luck) in my phone
This is Damian he’s bilingual and has been to Yosemite (once) more times than I have (zero)